I'm about to get nostalgic
>> Those pizza rectangles from the school cafeteria, those were good. They gave lots of Middle Schoolers the squirts, but they were good.
>> When I was 9, I couldn't wait for my arm to be long enough to sit in a car with the window down and have my elbow resting and my hand able to reach all the way up to the top of the car.
>> "Backbeat the word is on the street..."
>> It's hard to believe those braided leather belts ever looked good.
>> Yes, I tight rolled. I also had the "Lazy Man's Tight Roll" jeans - elastic at the ankles. I was the bomb.
>> I still can't believe I spent $6 and 2 hours of my life on Hope Floats.
>> "Don't let the days go by. Glycerine."
>> Proud to say I never wanted or wore a Hypercolor t-shirt. I did, however, have a bowl cut and it was PHat.
>> Ladies, what I'm about to say may be painful, but it's true. No guys ever thought it was attractive when a girl had her cartilage pierced.
>> Honest question: What is a bigger drain on the economy, commemorative coins or trophies?
>> Another question: Do people still give each other titty-twisters?
>> Last question: Why in the H E double hockey sticks did we ever learn cursive?
Yo Holmes, smell ya later.
are you choosing bowl cuts over hypercolor t-shirts? really? (mine was pink, and shocker, tie dye...!)
ReplyDeleteBlake, you'll be glad to know that 1. Terry gave Emerson a titty-twister (faux)the other week and thought it was hilarious; and most schools don't teach cursive anymore. And I think it was because we didn't have computers then...well, not really at least
ReplyDelete> Those pizza rectangles from the school cafeteria, those were good. They gave lots of Middle Schoolers the squirts, but they were good.
ReplyDeleteAnd they tasted nothing like pizza. And that cheese would just slide right off. Amazing.
>> It's hard to believe those braided leather belts ever looked good.
Oh...they don't look good anymore?
>> I still can't believe I spent $6 and 2 hours of my life on Hope Floats.
>> Honest question: What is a bigger drain on the economy, commemorative coins or trophies?
Neither. It's commemorative plates.
>> Another question: Do people still give each other titty-twisters?
Yes but the politically correct way to say it is purple nurple.
>> Last question: Why in the H E double hockey sticks did we ever learn cursive?
So we could write our signature. That's it.