- First, you must put your body to the test ahead of time to make sure you can handle it
- Start by getting into a sauna that's around 120° Fahrenheit
- Then put on some ski bibs and a heavy winter coat; oh, and some gloves too
- Stand there
- Then, have a friend rest a 20 pound weight on the back of your neck
- Then put some shoulder restraints on so you can't raise your arms
- Have your friend tickle your face with a feather
- But don't scratch it
- Another key for the sauna: make sure there is no air flow. This is important
- Find a restraint to make your head completely stationary - no neck movement allowed
- Now put a blindfold over the top half of your eyes so all you can see is 24 inches of the ground in front of your feet
- Stand there some more
- Pretend cars are driving by, only you can't see them, and then wave
- But, remember, you can't raise your arms
- Have some of your friends who you haven't seen in a while come in and wave and scream and say hello
- But remember, you won't be able to see them
- Let beads of sweat drip down your face, neck, body, and legs, but never wipe them
- Continue until 1 hour has elapsed
Once you have completed the exercises as described above, you will have accurate expectations for your hour as the Chick-fil-a cow.
Consider yourself warned. I wasn't so fortunate. I showed up with a smile on my face ready to put on the cow costume and help draw some people in for my brother-in-law's Eagle Scout Car Wash Fundraiser.
All smiles for now.Consider yourself warned. I wasn't so fortunate. I showed up with a smile on my face ready to put on the cow costume and help draw some people in for my brother-in-law's Eagle Scout Car Wash Fundraiser.
The fun begins.
A car being washed.
The guy who roped me into it.
If heat was visible in pictures, that's all you'd see here.
