I'm about to get nostalgic
>> Those pizza rectangles from the school cafeteria, those were good. They gave lots of Middle Schoolers the squirts, but they were good.
>> When I was 9, I couldn't wait for my arm to be long enough to sit in a car with the window down and have my elbow resting and my hand able to reach all the way up to the top of the car.
>> "Backbeat the word is on the street..."
>> It's hard to believe those braided leather belts ever looked good.
>> Yes, I tight rolled. I also had the "Lazy Man's Tight Roll" jeans - elastic at the ankles. I was the bomb.
>> I still can't believe I spent $6 and 2 hours of my life on Hope Floats.
>> "Don't let the days go by. Glycerine."
>> Proud to say I never wanted or wore a Hypercolor t-shirt. I did, however, have a bowl cut and it was PHat.
>> Ladies, what I'm about to say may be painful, but it's true. No guys ever thought it was attractive when a girl had her cartilage pierced.
>> Honest question: What is a bigger drain on the economy, commemorative coins or trophies?
>> Another question: Do people still give each other titty-twisters?
>> Last question: Why in the H E double hockey sticks did we ever learn cursive?
Yo Holmes, smell ya later.