It's time for. Another. Batch of unrelated thoughts. We like to call "From The Bowels Of My Brain".
Get your ski poles out.
>> People's choice of books to display on their coffee tables is fascinating.
>> I recently decided I hate drawers.
>> You know how they say to always wear clean underwear. Another way around that is to always wear brown underwear.
>> We do it so often that we forget what a delightful experience drinking milk is.
>> It's funny how saying the opposite of whatever is happening is funny.
>> Glove Compartments need a new name.
>> Can I just be honest for two seconds? A fork makes a really good head and back scratcher.
>> Nothing can unite people better than a song.
>> If you're looking for something that's consistently funny, it's hard to beat pictures of babies holding alcohol.
>> Well-told stories give you the best chance of initiating change.
>> If "Google" was instead named "Akhabbarabbadia", it wouldn't be nearly as popular.
>> Next time you hear someone say something like, "What we do do is..." immediately interrupt them and say, "You just said doodoo." and laugh like a middle school boy.
>> When a wedding officiant says, "What symbols have you brought...?", he is deceiving you. He always knows what they brought.
That's all for now. Don't do drugs.